Showing posts with label Stupid Cunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Cunt. Show all posts

Monday, July 8, 2013

Stupid Cunt Episode 2 : Don't write on my book

This post is about Cunt Lord, roommate of last episode Stupid Cunt.

Dear Cunt Lord, I know you are too cheapskate to buy your own textbook, that's why I let you borrow my textbook, knowing that you will surely return it in mint condition.

However, I was greatly mistaken to trust a stupid cunt like you to respect other people belonging/property. There a scribbles,lines and sketches all over my beloved textbook. If I have known this will be the fate of my book, I will never let you borrow it in the first place.

HOW DARE YOU SCRIBBLE ON MY BOOK! THIS IS MY BOOK 
GOD-DAMNIT! IF YOU WANT TO SCRIBBLE SO BADLY, GO BUY YOUR OWN TEXTBOOK! 
YOU MOTHERFUCKING STUPID CUNT!

Plus, you don't even have the decency to erase all those annoying lines/scribbles/sketches.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RETARDED SPASTIC DOWN SYNDROME FAMILY

P/S: AND FUCK YOU FOR BEING AN AWESOME FAN


Friday, June 28, 2013

Stupid Cunt Episode 1 : Misguided Plot

Really, you need to pray in front of my door?
The house is like 30 feet square and you want to pray in front of my door?

You are fucking genius.

Of all the places? In front of my door?

You are lucky the door open inward,not swing outward of the room.

The only reason I could draw from this situation is you are a STUPID CUNT

Go back to whichever shit-hole you come from

I am grateful you are not the development ministry because your location-judgement is so poor, we might end up having garbage dump in front of our house door step.
He will be like, why not build a slaughterhouse next to a kindergarten ?
Why not build swimming pool beside the large smelly drain?

Urghhh....


Bloopers:
(I try come up with a clever title, the word "plot" in the title is a "land plot" , not a "evil plot"......
anyone thinks it's clever? .....................me neither)