HI YAAALSS <<shoot dat creature before it lay eggs!!!

i'm Pumpkin, the blog owners' fiance...ohh i know how annoyed you can be when reading this.

first... am not a grammar nazi like keough cough...cough....

second..... am not funny like him.

fourth..... (where is the third? aa forget it. am so tired to the point am becoming a retard) am a retard who will-write-fourth-without-stating-the-third kind of tard) am being forced to write this shite while am struggling with"to eat or not to eat" mood. =________=

All of my entire life I've been struggling with fat.. I am fat since I am an unfertilized ovum (staaahhhpppp!!!! don't say any further!!!!)
yeah... I am FAT until now. I am on effing diet since i am 5 years old. on and off. fat and skinny and borderline fat.
I love to eat.... I eat when am happy...when am busy....when am bored.... but I will never eat when I feel like I have to go rot.

Here is several thing that I did to keep me in shape:
1. do nothing- so that I will not get hungry... but I owez hungry after 2 hour of nohingness
2. be jealous at the skinny girl and curse them behind their back (I think they are hypocrite... they love to eat but they just want to make me miserable by being skinny..showing off their bones)
3. binge eating and 'accidentally' throw back (I will never do that again cuz it is a waste of money.. It's a prove that I sometimes can be stupid.. at least I admit it. unlike YOU )
4. look at Denka's picture (am jealous to the point I can't look at her anymore)
5. exercise twice a year..... *keough smack me from behind
6. makes my self emo for the tiniest reason. (but I can't be emo more than 1 hour by my self.. I have break a record being emo for 5 hour when Keough took my car to bring his retarded friend to Puchong when the car has no road tax)

so there is 6 tips for keep your self miserable skinny.
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR PUBIC PUBLIC HOLIDAY WHEN AM SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.. bye loosers!!

Mr Potato Head night talk.

Mr Potato Head made his first visit here in Apple Waffle.

Wanted to thank him for giving me the priviledge to spam and kentut here.

It's midnight so Mr Potato decided to talk some random stuff about late-sleepers together with his buddy Mr Taib.
MPH: Do you know that you have higher tendency to die if you're not sleeping after 12?
Taib: Apa gunanya awk beritau I pasal ni? Orang macam I hebat. Satu hari 3 bungkus rokok. You boleh ka?
MPH : why not. I can prove to you I can. 

Taking out 3 boxes of cigarettes.

Taib: Huh? Ingat lawak ke bodoh? Ni cuma kotak rokok kosong. KOSONGLAH. NGOK NGEK.
MPH: You're the idiot. It's empty cos my wife is the only taking them.
Taib: Oh, ko ada isteri? Ingatkan kau suka laki. 
MPH : MYOB lah. Mind you own business. Back to our topic. - issue of sleeping late.
Taib : Orang macam I, dah biasa tidur lewat. Sbb I jual porn , dah kata untuk thread2 yang lepas.
MPH: Sure? Not Facebooking?
Taib: Facebook tu apa?  Ehem, actually ada byk sebab orang2 sekarang tidur lewat2 belaka. Sbb mereka nak cari video Anwar Ibrahim dgn seks scandal dia.Sedangkan video tu langsung takde pe2. Buang masa aku cari. Nanti kita sama2 act keluar, gerenti lagi benar.
MPH: With you? I'm maybe a gay but I have a sense of taste. With a guy who doesn't even make up or shave your head, so unsexy.
Taib : Jgn perasan, I ni 100% No Man.
MPH: Your English sucks.
Taib : Apa boleh buat, I diculik oleh sekumpulan Singaporean, dipaksa jual -2nd hand lingerie- kat tepi Jalan masa kecik.
MPH: This is a meaningless night talk. Yawn, I seriously needed some sleep. 
Taib: Cepatnya. Mau tak I baca badtime story? Ia berkenaan dgn pengalaman di mana ada pocong antar bunga kat aku. Kata nak pegi dating dan mendayung sampan bersama-sama.
Merana juga sbb sepanjang dating tu I terpaksa menolak dia dalam troli. Lompatan pocong tu sungguh buruk skali. Patutlah orang kata pocong x mungkin dapat pecahkan rekod lompat jauh.
MPH : You have no sense of humor tonight. 
Taib: Whatever....

Lights turn off...................oyasumi.

Special Guest Hachiro

Blog-Trade : Vee

Klok Klok, moshi moshi.
Guess who's in the house?
VEE here~~~for revenge sake.

Blog-trade?  I can't find the word in my dictionary, simple, I don't trade.

This is all Eddy's fault. He forced me....wait no. He BEGGED me to do
this blog-trade.
A meanie like me? He must have been out of his mind. Well yeah, whatever.

I'm here to share my story.....after too much reading of applewaffle
blog of his.

Please view this entry.

      

Just a week ago when i read it, .......

This story happened not long after the reading,

15 things you should DO in a boring lecturer?
( Due to my insanity, the word 'NOT' failed to be scanned by my eyes-
indirectly my brain )
1. My pure mind says that, you should eat, sleep and xercise.
2. I tried to perform drunken-shaolin kung fu- but my lecturer snatch
away my whole stack of beer.
3. Dreaming about 'tailoring' the eyes of my lecturer.
*By tailoring means you're gonna ended up 'sewing'*
4. Me-hi-co. My cacat cell-phone can't made video call. I ended up
being smacked in the head for trying to steal my friend's so called
I-Phone.
5. My lecturer is good at that, I've seen him doing it LIVE. It's on U-TUBE!
6. All Malaysians are racist lah.
7. I tried farting but I lost to a fat guy in front of me.
8. I brought a real-dart and eventually i threw it.
9. I don't need that's necessary when applewaffle has more than
enough. *chuckles*
10.I almost broke my fingers as the table was not made from wood
And there after 11-15 process, ...huh huh...I'm in the middle of
escaping....can't post this entry earlier. Wish me LUCK~..


- Thanks to applewaffle, i'm now absolutely famous for performing the
blogger's 'ajaran sesat'. -
P/S : This entry is dedicated to Eddy, for being a blunt and amazing
blogger. Read more from his blog if you're not bother with the amount
of brain-damaged can be done.
I mean, just looked at me . haha.

Regards,
VEE.

You're awesome!

Precious

Blog trade with my sister, Fiera Kittenz. Check out her blog  CLICKKKKKKKK

Walking on the dark street
Starving, confusing, exhausting
Shining lens appeared
Blind my eyes
Drag me to chase it

I realized its to far away
Can't hold my breath
to reach em'
Found an attractive box
Foods are inside
I wonder it taste good or poisonous

:B

Uh… Just a simple blog trade with Eddy ~.~ The dude that type blog, ohohohoho just the same as me. So? So here’s my shitty lair http://crystal-chronicles.blogspot.com/

Guess something. I’m the worst typist in the world. I can’t type good words and literature-ish like William Shakespeare did. Even though I never fail English in school, I still consider myself sucks, since the only thing – I think – I’m good at is drawing –

- Oh and cosplay too! I just love them, but people in Malaysia are so close-minded. Whenever they saw cosplayers, they thought they’re seeing a bunch of walking clowns. Plus if you’re super noob at it, people tend to make fun of you and laugh at you FROM BEHIND. And yeah of course, you won’t get any attention at all.

Many cosplayers of course experienced this especially during their first time. My first time was supposed to be around 2007. But please forget that, assume I started cosplaying on 2009. That time was Comic Fiesta 2009 and my first day cosplaying was Mina Hazuki from Darker than Black Ryuusei no Gemini along with Yumi, Suzu, Yunfa, Len, Uruha-sama and Itou. Yumi was cosplaying TYL (Ten years later) Dokuro Chrome from Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Len was Sheryl Nome from Macross Frontier, Yunfa was Mikuru (uh what’s the full name again? I hope I got that right) from Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Suzu was Hei from Darker than Black (yeah Suzu and I cosplayed from the same anime – except that mine was from the season two – and she’s my twin) Uruha-sama was Shiki from Togainu no Chi (was it?) and Itou… I never figured out till now, I just know he wore Akira’s military uniform, Akira is from Togainu no Chi; and Itou is Uruha-sama’s little brother.

Yeah that was boring to read, right?

Unfortunately, instead of having fun, ALL of us sat at our booth, we sold stuffs. I just did commissions and Suzu helped me. The others, Len sold badges, Yumi sold her bookmarks, the others I didn’t know, well, STUFFS.

Only Yumi, Suzu and I were present the next day and opened the booth like eleven till three pm, cuz we were damn exhausted. Itou later joined us as the military Allen Walker (Allen is from D-Gray.Man ß If I spelled that right), he wore Akira’s military uniform with Allen’s wig LOL. Lucky him he never looked noob at all when cosplaying.

And again, that was bored to read.

SO skip of story, this year 2011, Shuu and I are planning for some cosplays to do, we’re gonna do Helios and Luna from Helios Eclipse for Comic Fiesta 2011, featuring some people to be the other characters, yeah will be a group cosplay. I’m gonna be Helios and Shuu’s gonna be Luna. I’m not sure if I can do the girl Ranma (Ranma 1/2), Kagamine Len (Vocaloid) and the nurse (Silent Hill) as requested. Somehow I think I can’t do all that because Shuu and I were planning to cosplay Pandora Hearts during one of the day of Comic Fiesta 2011. Yeah all that requests are due to the same event. The event is just 2 days walao weh people! You want me to work to death eh?! I’m not that rich you know.

Uhm. My parents’ doesn’t really like me cosplaying. They think it’s a waste of time and money and you can’t produce money from it. Dad thinks I’m a freak by cosplaying and making friends with people with such kind of hobbies. They want me to stop cosplaying and start a reality life, that there are other lots of priceless hobbies in this world –

- Well I love to draw. That’s my hobby too –

“Besar-besar nanti jangan jadi pelukis, susah cari makan.”

Yeah that’s what they said. In case you don’t know Malay language, just go google it you fucking piece of shit. Well to be honest, they never support my talent and what I love and like. Yeah dad’s a businessman and mom’s a lecturer, both also make lots of money. They are intelligent and genius people, so of course they expect me to be like them.

Except that I am not.

They want me to be like them, but I’m damn happy with my hobbies and making friends with the same interest. It’s not like my hobby is smoking or taking drugs or something. I never do anything bad; I didn’t interfere with their lives. I just make friends, share stuffs and be happy. If I never do this, I don’t think I’ll able to make friends and end up where I am now. My drawings go global, and the world sees it. I do cosplays with a bunch of amazing people and all of them are warm people and accept me as who I am.

You, mom and dad. Dad, you fail to make me feel at home. Mom, I have life :B

I maybe alienating myself from the others in the house. But I don’t ALWAYS SIT IN FRONT OF THE LAPTOP AND GO OUT PHOTOSHOOTING (or event).

Get over it.

Less than three.

Earth Cafe

Entry by our lucky winners,Mikky-Ann. Her actual text was too religious for my blog (hey,i was on fire when I read her text) not to mention it was in Bahasa Melayu,(not that I'm against Bahasa Melayu,I use BM all the time). So I translated the text into English and edited it a bit (actually 99% edited from original version =_= ).  So here you have it. Enjoy.

What the world has to offer: 

1. People unsatisfiable greed for the latest shit,like....... walkman and Microsoft XP    (LOLwhat?? that's so old-school)
2. You worry some-random Nigerian steal your latest i-pod from you.   
3. Having a beautiful wife or being rich does not promise happiness cause you are afraid of losing it (for me,I'm afraid of losing my handsome look)
4. People plotting to bring you down because of jealousy
5. The world fights and argues over pointless matter while millions die of starvation
6. Rich arrogant bastard who brag about their indoor pool and how much $$$ they have in their Swiss bank account
7. The world blinds you from religious obligation and commandment. (Usual method of bribe: porn) 
8. Entertainment that distract you from your study.( Damn,without Dota and korean-drama, i will surely not-fail my exam)
9. Racist who discriminate people by color of their skin,hate others for no good reason
10. The world is rule by bloody dictator-wannabe/leader who abuses their power for their own monetary gain
11. Morons and criminals whose nefarious deeds leave people dead/poor/not-virgin 
12. Sick bastard like Bush, Hitler and Keough..eh..?? Wait a minute..who the fcuk fish put my name ??!! Balls!! (face palm)

Hitler is worried some-random Nigerian steal his i-Pod

Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle. Chill out, I’m Keough,and I buy my Viagra from Al-Qaeda.