1. Don't breastfeed your baby and have breast surgery at the same time
2. Don't breastfeed yourself while breastfeeding your baby
3. Don't shave your armpit while breastfeeding
4. Don't jump up and down while breastfeeding
5. Backflip is strictly forbidden while breastfeeding
6. No skydiving while breastfeeding
7. No bungee jumping while breastfeeding
8. Don't poledance and breastfeed at the same time
9.Don't breastfeed and play futsal at the same time
10. Don't play DOTA and breastfeed at the same time
no context blog wasting your precious broadband quota with grade A bullshit every end of the month
Friday, August 30, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Interview with SARJAN BELALANG
- This episode is almost sponsored by
- Ayamas and SimplySiti Cosmetic.
- *No animal was harm in the making of this blog
tell me about urself in more than 10 words- Sarjan Belalang
freak, lonely, and pervertloves anime,games, manga and wanna become animator or mangaka or beta-tester gamer
- because the protagansit is so hillarious and badass ( when he serious)
- Sarjan Belalang
well...thats a long storythats happen during my training in PLKNwhen they gonna chose a platoon leader in company - we were asked to tell our ranks in uniform we participatingim telling i was corporal in police cadetbut they mistaking me as sarjan (sergeant)thats for 'Sarjan" part"Belalang" part was form my coach in PLKNhe always said 'Mkn belalang hari2'during our pratcie*practiceand for no reason, i imitating himin speak i mean, then they started to call me Sarjan Belalang
- Sarjan Belalang
whats that?i even dont know what that isAt that answers, I wen't speechless for a few weeks - Keough White
...................................................next question,what is ur favorite porn website? - i dont watch porn, just hentaimy fav site, is fakku and doujin-moe
- ( so u masturbate in a magical way??) between jew and black midget,who u like to kill and how u kill em
- Sarjan Belalang
and thats gonna be my terrible nightmare,i rather watched boku no pico than kiss them - Sarjan Belalang
i didnt sided in any politics party,well.. each party got strong point and weak point,they still need to fix their weakness - Keough White
owh..u r so knowledgeable...at that time I must be under a rock ..somewhere in afghanistan
- Sarjan Belalang
.-. .. u thinking freak like meh have a girlfren?nope..not even once..-forever alone- - Keough White
thx u for taking ur time to be in Apple Waffle studio..any last message to the audience? - Sarjan Belalang
well..thnks for listening for my weird(stupid maybe?) storyim really appriciate ur wasted time to listen this...im so honoured*Sarjan Belalang went home with goodie bag containing RM10 voucher to a hooker bar and 10 packets of weed
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