DON'T READ TODAY'S APPLE WAFFLE!you have been warned
Hello waffle-eater, I have a bad day today. As you can see, there is this b*tch/mother-of-all-whore but just let call her your-slutty-girlfriend. I was surfing the net (smosh.com It's awesome, go check it out ). Suddenly this flat-chested b*tch girlfriend of yours come and asked me to use the computer. Since the computer is not mine, it belong to the the University, I agreed to let your-girlfriend use it. Besides, she gonna use for work and I'm just surfing the net for leisure purposes, obviously I have some obligation to let your-slutty-girlfriend use the computer. With all honesty, I'm totally fine with that. She need the computer more than I do. Then,your-slutty-girlfriend asked me is it okay if she close the internet browser and I SPECIFICALLY say NO,don't close because I still want to use the computer later after she is done with whatever the f*ck she gonna do.
However, she straight away CLOSE THE F*CKING BROWSER even thought I specifically say NO, DON'T CLOSE THE BROWSER.
Why can't she f*cking minimize the browser?
How hard it is to minimize the browser?
Did she know how long it take to load smosh.com? F*ck her!
It take 2 minutes of agony to load that web page.
Do you know how much mom I could do within 2 minutes?
|Free middle finger to you, B*tch|
My Theory What Make Her Close My Web Page Instead of Minimize It
- She is dumb
- She practice anal sex
- she was adopted
- She has a dick
- she hate black people
- she give punctured condom to her Bapuk Boy-friend so she could have a baby
- She never pay-tax
- She vote for U*** (I'm just sayin')
- She is a malay
- Her father was an alcoholic bastard but now a drug junkie
- She is a racist
- she molest orphan on daily basis