Song~Unwanted

Daisy,this is my song so-very-the-original-that-is-totally-not-copied-from-Muse-Unintended

Me could be your unwanted
Choice to live your life extended
Me could be the one You'll always love
Me could be the one who listens to Your deepest inquisitions
Me could be the one you'll always love

You'll be there as long as you can
But you're busy mending broken pieces of the life you had before

First there was the one who challenged
All your dreams and all your balance
Me could never be as good as he

Me could be your unwanted
Choice to live your life extended
Me should be the you'll always love

You'll be there as long as you can
But you're busy mending broken pieces of the life you had before

you'll be there as long as you can
But your busy mending broken pieces of the life you had before

Before you

(HAHAHHAHHAHHA LOL LMAO ROFL ROFL  )

Tax and Taxy

trishaw : "one day I gonna grow up and become a taxi"

         One things that make me sick is taxi-driver. I'm referring this to the BAD and ASSHOLE taxi drivers,so those taxi man who did not drive recklessly, I salute you 300 times. This handful of bad/asshole taxi driver a.k.a NOT-Keough-dad a.ka Condom-Eater give other taxi man a bad reputation. This condom-eater will follow the rear-bumper of a car in front of them really close,as close as possible. I have a theory that they are homosexual enter the wrong driving school. Who the hell will teach you to maintain a distant of 10mm  with the car in front? I guess the way the wanna hump the back of a car ,they must really like suprise butt-seck. So don't be surprise if you see them in "action". Keep cool and pretend nothing happend.

Yoona hate corrupt leader

           Did you know that each year corrupted government official aid by their fag buddies eat A LOT OF TAXES PAYER MONEY ? I'm not talkin about thousand man,this shit involve MILLIONS OF RINGGIT that could be use to build low-cost houses,hospital and school, but somehow will dubiously end up in some fucktard-politicians' pocket. This daunting revelation/Bullcrap/flying-camel-dung is sadly have been sub-optimally dealt due to the  scrupulous and sneaky nature of these thugs. Justice have been slow and more often than not the bigger fish walk free while the small fry get all the blame and put behind bar.

          This madness won't stop unless people start to be a Yoona SNSD fan  more perceptive  to the what going on in their own god-blessed nation. Please read Citizen Nades,because the article is really good at highlighting the suscipicious-spending of the Government and catching all the diabolical and nefarious crime of so called "Yang Berhormat". These reporters/unsung-heroe dug a lot of craps that really put a knife on the dick back of those sick bastard we trust our country with. I'll dare say that the reporters are patriot.

Thank for reading todays episode of Apple Waffle.Chill out,I'm Keough an you are awesome because you love your nation more than Farmville.
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Keough Bomb

Can you handle the Keough Bomb?

WARNING THIS POST IS MADE FROM PURE RAGE, WILL CONTAIN  EXCESSIVE CERTAIN  WORD THAT MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO 95% OF THE PUBLIC. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. APPLE WAFFLE INDUSTRY WILL NOT COMPENSATE ANY MIND CORRUPTED READING THE FOLLOWING RANT.IF YOU CAN'T STOMACH ME IN RAGE MODE,RUN ALONG AND GO PLAY YOUR FARM-VILLE

You know what anger me? Really get under my skin. Make me just f-cking piss off to the point I have to fuck anything that walk too cool it down?

You       :  Keough? is it Jew? I hate them too...
Keough  : Fuck No  ! How dare you hate jew? they are just a peace loving creature who never kill millions of innocent lifes

I hate people who point to other person misbehavior or unfavorable dick shit but fail to address their own bullshit. Hey you f-cking people ( not you reading this, of course. By "people" I'm referring to those biatch and any bastard who sleep with your neighbor grandma(im just sayin') who is totally not you or your family and friends or spouse or future to be spouse or Samy Vellu)

YOU EFFING DID THE SAME MISTAKE THAT I DID!! SO BEFORE YOU MAKE ME INSANE WITH YOU EFFING MOCKERY OF MY UNPLEASANT DEMEANOR! JUST GO DIE IN A SLOW FIRE. I SLIT YOUR THROAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

 I'm not perfect like Ghandi, and I never will, but please,before you point at me with your dirty slimy finger only-god-know-where-it-have been-to, correct your own self first! Please,before I whoop your mothereffing ass and give you one hell of epistaxis. Don't mess with me,pussies.

YES I ACCEPT CRITIQUE but hand it to me  nicely.By "nicely", I don't expect a sugar-coated weed candy but I expect you to not shout it out to me. I have a properly functioning ear.
YES, YOU MAY POINT OUT MY MISTAKE but don't use a mockery tone. I want sincerity that all human deserve
YES I  AM WILLING TO LISTEN TO ADVICES  but please give me time to think over and give me time to change.
ANY RECOMMENDATION IS WELCOME but don't include offensive word like Idiot and retard and stuff.

Thanx for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle. Chill out. I'm Keough and I am imperfect. Keough Bomb officially dropped.KABOOOMM

Fish-a-Lot

Todays episode gonna be really fcuk fish up.So those who is hunny bunny and nice better stalk another blog. 

STOP READING,DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

DON'T CORRUPT YOUR HEART

This big hand is internationally accepted  sign for stop, if you don't understand this sign,
go back to Planet Nameck,where you belong (Dragonball??)

I'm begging you please stop,did you know how much money I spend building this stop signs,you better make my money worth it

Believe me,you can't handle the Keough-Bomb. You can still back out, nobody gonna shame you.

Oh fuck it fish it. What the hell I'm saying. You are so stubborn. Just read,damn-it . (people who read my blog after 3 "stop" sign and one "no-entry" sign forfeit the right to be mad at me)

           Hey bookworms,does it bothers you when someone spoke/talk very loud? Like he want to prove a point that he is a motherfuckfishing ex-gold-medalist in AnnoyingFuckerfisher-lympic (and now live by selling used-off condom and fake-cocaine). As you can see,somebody recently inhumanely wake up Keough with really loud-voice which I believe is more than 600 decibel (yeah,more than enough to blow up my eardrum three times). Why the fuck fish he wanna yell like that. Please, I have a fragile mind no matter how cool or handsome I am. Please be fcuking fishing gentle next time. I'm not a fishing alien, I get annoyed too when some fucktrad fishtard yell really loud. I swear to god my ear was rape 30 times in 5 seconds (That's what I call a rude awakening) .

            What have I fucked fished to deserve such inhumane wake up? Someone as angelic and peace-loving-person as me certainly did not deserve such mental abuse. Who need megaphone when he can talk louder than my grandma in a karaoke?  People like him make microphone company goes bankrupt. With the amount of sounds he's making, I am truly amaze nobody kill him yet. Coz he is fishing loud I even bet his sound pollution is heard in Pakistan. I just hope they don't start using their nuclear bomb,but I totally understand if they want to nuke this guy anyway. Do make me ( and Pakistan people ) a favor and jump off the building rite away ,make sure you fall head first to the ground.

Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle.  Chill out. I'm Keough and Keough Bomb is 10x more powaahful then a nuclear blast.(Run from CIA)

Valuable Sam

This gentleman is your hero.

Hello friend. You remember Samy Vellu? The ex-President of MIC. (For those who is from outside Malaysia, this gonna make any sense to you, I'm sorry) Before I joke about Samy Vellu, let's us know a little bit anout Samy Vellu. 

• 1979 - December 2010 : President of Malaysian Indian Congress, a partner in the ruling National Front Coalition
• 1974 - March 2008 : Member of the House of Representatives of the Malaysian Parliament
• 1978 - 1979 : Deputy Minister of Local Government and Housing
• 1979 - 1989 : Minister of Works, Malaysia
• 1989 - 1995 : Minister of energy, Telecommunications and Posts, Malaysia
• 1995 - March 2008 : Minister of Works Malaysia         (sources: wikipedia)

Then,there is this group claimed to be from Methodist Girls' School. They compiled a note titled "Just read... DAMN FUNNY!!". The note is about every crap Samy Vellu have spoken. Some of the thing they wrote, I swear to god I laugh my ass out.  Here is a few extract :

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!"

If you want to laugh more reading dumb shit like this, go to their Facebook page. I'm giving you the link, go check them out.  

Methodist Girls' School, 5 Commerce (2010)

Why Keouin Hate Himself

From now on don't call me Keough,please call me Keouin. Thanks very much. In case this the first time you read my blog,hi I'm Keouin, nice to meet you.

Why I hate Myself

1. I did not use my money wisely. If I have been prudent with my money, I could be like millionaire now. There is a lot of way to save money and there is honor in frugality. If only I stop reloading my phone everyday.I bet 80% of my money goes to Celcom. F-ck you Celcom. Give me back my money.
2. I waste time for the most unproductive stuff such as FB and chatting and games. I always waste time that I do not have. If I devote and optimize my time with study,I'll be like top student in Oxford now.
3. I mess my room more often than a politician stealing tax-payer money (I'm just sayin'). I find it hard to keep it clean more than 2 days. It's not that hard to keep a clean room. You just need discipline. I wished I clean my room as religiously I watch You Tube
4. I sometimes unintentionally disobey religious duties which could eventually will spell disaster for me. Truth is,there is a life after death and I am truly not prepared for it. My holy book is collecting dust and my pure angelic heart is rotting. (Yes, I do have a heart! ) Stop the rot. Stop the chain of destruction. It's high time I start reading it again.
5. I can't follow my own god-damn schedule. I forsaken them for worldly attachment namely FB, games, drama and movies. I need to be a f-cking soldier. Follow my own order/schedule to the letters. Why bothers making a list of what to do when I'm not even gonna follow it anyway, the paper/pen-ink wasted would better be serve drawing mustache on your Parliament Representative's Poster. (I'm just sayin')  
6. I need to be nicer to people. People do all kind of bullshit which make me angry and sick to my stomach. And they like to criticize all the dumb shit I do that they themselves do it all the times (another bullshit which really irritate me). I need to learn no matter how bias they are or discriminative or how cruel and unjust is their deeds, I have to walk tall like a man and handle those nasty behavior with a calm and composed, and reserved attitude. Being bad ass just doesn't really worth the retribution,divine or not.
7. I like to say the most vulgar, sexual, or rude or plain obscene word to poke fun at people but I don't really mean to hurt them. I do that coz I just want to make a joke, which most often than not, people doesn't share the same humor like I do. I appeal to be more polite next time.

Without sim cards phone are just rubbish

Thanks for reading todays episode of Apple Waffle. Chill out, I'm Keouin and you are awesome bcoz you don't know who is your Paliment Member in your place.

Gentlemonster

Gentleman is define as a person who write perverted blog and stalk mom.Wait,that's the definition of "Keough".....oh crap..........................(akward pause)

The real definition : A well-mannered and considerate man with high standards of proper behavior. After that,one my homies ask, is there any gentlewoman? Isn't obvious? There is no such thing as gentlewoman. All woman are b*tches. (Except my mom................and my female relative...................and your relative too if they are pretty).Sorry to anyone who is offended. I blame my dysfunctional family and my PMS.

My "cool" family

             How do you qualify to become a gentleman, anyway. Do you have to take a test like driving license test? Do I have to sacrifice my coat so that a lady could walk on a dirty-muddy walk-way? Do I have to save three damsels in distress to be merit as gentleman? Ooh....ooh....i know one, a gentleman will offer to pay the bill for the food. So this mean being a gentleman is being bankrupt,great! I really like that (not). Why do I have to pay for her expenses. She isn't my god-damn-wife.She is just a friend. But I will surely treat my sis Vee and Fira anytime,anywhere because they are so nice to me. (and I love them so)

Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle. Chill out. I'm Keough and I am a gentlemonster.

Aftermath of Death

                 What happening fuck-tard ladies and troll? I tell you what happening ,death. As you can see,Dr Keough witness two death today. (Double Kill? ). Death is really hard to deal with, no matter what way you approach it, it won't be pretty. You will have the cry,the sadness, the empty feeling knowing your loved one will never come back. But what bothers me is that some people/heartless-person is really not sensitive to the situation. They just go on their merry way,smiling and laughing like nothing happened. Even if you won't shed a tear for the deceased, fine, just keep quite. Respect the grief-stricken family members. Would you like people to laugh when your mother died? My point is, the decent thing to do when somebody dies is at least errrrrrr.......i don't know....maybe like 

NOT LAUGH AND SMILING LIKE YOU JUST GET LAID??   (by your lesbian/gay partner)

get off my face you heartless-person,GTFO

              Have you ever though what people think of you when you died? Like maybe they will remember such-and-such person as the good chap who always nice and help around (like Keough) ,or that b*tch who have the sweetest smile. Whether you realize it or not, we have touch a lot of people life,some in meaningful and some in bad  way, along your your life. ( I don't only touch, i rape them too,in my mind). I want to touch people life in a meaningful way, I want them to say Dr Keough save me from STD, diabetes, hypertension, erectile dysfunction, and Jew-pedophile.

This woman is depress because her husband have diabetes and STD

Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle. Chill out,I'm Keough,and I hope Santa give me a powerful rifle.

NEW YEAR GREETING

HAPPY NEW YEAR

JOHNY DEPP!! 
Oh,sorry about that,you are so handsome,
I thought you are Johny Depp.My mistake. 

ANOTHER YEAR OF SUCCESS IS WAITING FOR YOU AND ME AND YOUR BISEXUAL PARTNER!!

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST, AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE WILL NEVER BE DEMOLISH BY JEW

I DON'T WANT TO F*** UP MY LIFE FOR THE 97th TIMES,
SO THIS YEAR

I WILL BE A GOOD BOY LIKE BUSH HITLER ANWAR NAJIB PAK LAH YOU

(You better be a good person or I'm gonna blame you for everything I have f**k with)

Zionist love their useful and good hobby : making people homeless

LETS WALK TOWARDS A BRIGHTER B*TCH FUTURE

Yours really-corruptly and sincerely, 

Keough