by Eddy-self-proclaim expert in sleeping with 22 years of experience in the art of sleeping..phD in Sleepinology and minor in calculus and wet dream. Famous author of hot-seller " How to Become Sleepilogist in 2 Minutes"
I know a lot of you motherfuckers out there is having trouble sleeping.
|nice deep sleep is a privilege and luxury|
step 1.. stop watching ur porn and close the laptop
step 2...go shower (and wank )
step 3 .sleep
step 4...be angry at self for still not able to sleep
step 5...start to think about all your shameful past
step 6...stop reading this blog
Thanks for reading apple waffle ,I'm Keough and your roommate is a wanker.