Friday, January 18, 2013

HOW TO SLEEP

by Eddy-self-proclaim expert in sleeping with 22 years of experience in the art of sleeping..phD in Sleepinology and minor in calculus and wet dream. Famous author of  hot-seller "  How to Become Sleepilogist in 2 Minutes"
I know a lot of you motherfuckers out there is having trouble sleeping.

nice deep sleep is a privilege and luxury 



step 1.. stop watching ur porn and close the laptop
step 2...go shower (and wank )
step 3 .sleep
step 4...be angry at self for still not able to sleep
step 5...start to think about all your shameful past
step 6...stop reading this blog
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Thanks for reading apple waffle ,I'm Keough and your roommate is a wanker.

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