Valuable Sam

This gentleman is your hero.

Hello friend. You remember Samy Vellu? The ex-President of MIC. (For those who is from outside Malaysia, this gonna make any sense to you, I'm sorry) Before I joke about Samy Vellu, let's us know a little bit anout Samy Vellu. 

• 1979 - December 2010 : President of Malaysian Indian Congress, a partner in the ruling National Front Coalition
• 1974 - March 2008 : Member of the House of Representatives of the Malaysian Parliament
• 1978 - 1979 : Deputy Minister of Local Government and Housing
• 1979 - 1989 : Minister of Works, Malaysia
• 1989 - 1995 : Minister of energy, Telecommunications and Posts, Malaysia
• 1995 - March 2008 : Minister of Works Malaysia         (sources: wikipedia)

Then,there is this group claimed to be from Methodist Girls' School. They compiled a note titled "Just read... DAMN FUNNY!!". The note is about every crap Samy Vellu have spoken. Some of the thing they wrote, I swear to god I laugh my ass out.  Here is a few extract :

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his "ceramah":
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!"

If you want to laugh more reading dumb shit like this, go to their Facebook page. I'm giving you the link, go check them out.  

Methodist Girls' School, 5 Commerce (2010)