Interview with SARJAN BELALANG

This episode is almost sponsored by 

Ayamas and SimplySiti Cosmetic.

*No animal was harm in the making of this blog

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  8:18p

  Keough White
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  tell me about urself in more than 10 words
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  10:07pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  freak, lonely, and pervert

  loves anime,games, manga and wanna become animator or mangaka or beta-tester gamer
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  10:09pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  too much words,minus 3 marks

  what manga u recently read?
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  10:10pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  gintama
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  10:10pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  
  

  why u like it?
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  10:10pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang

  
  

  because the protagansit is so hillarious and badass ( when he serious)

  
  

  
  Keough White

  • why ur name so stupid?
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    10:34pm
    

    Sarjan Belalang
    

    
    

    well...thats a long story

    thats happen during my training in PLKN

    when they gonna chose a platoon leader in company
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    10:35pm
    

    
    
    

    
    

    
    
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    10:35pm
    

    Sarjan Belalang

    
    

    we were asked to tell our ranks in uniform we participating

    im telling i was corporal in police cadet

    but they mistaking me as sarjan (sergeant)

    thats for 'Sarjan" part

    "Belalang" part was form my coach in PLKN

    he always said 'Mkn belalang hari2'

    during our pratcie

    *practice

    and for no reason, i imitating him

    in speak i mean, then they started to call me Sarjan Belalang

    
    

    (The story so long and so boring..Keough already shave his roommate pubic hair twice)
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  10:11pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  
  

  how long u been having STD

  
  
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• 10:12pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  whats that?

  i even dont know what that is

  
  

  At that answers, I wen't speechless for a few weeks

  
  

  
  
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  10:12pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  ...................................................

  next question,what is ur favorite porn website?
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  10:13pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang

  
  

  i dont watch porn, just hentai

  my fav site, is fakku and doujin-moe

  
  

  (Keough start to write down the website names in his notebook)
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  10:14pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  how many time u masturbate a day?
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  10:15pm
  

  
  
• 10:16pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  well.. i never masturbate in physical way
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  10:16pm
  

  
  
• 10:17pm
  

  Keough White

  
  

  ( so u masturbate in a magical way??) between jew and black midget,who u like to kill and how u kill em
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  10:18pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  well...i wanna use a chainsaw or shotgun at their face
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  10:18pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  which one u kill?
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  10:18pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  jew
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  10:19pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  what if i tell u ,u have to kiss the one u dont kill
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  10:19pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  and thats gonna be my terrible nightmare,i rather watched boku no pico than kiss them
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  10:20pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  (I don't even know what the heck is boku no pico) what is ur political view?
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  10:20pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  i didnt sided in any politics party,well.. each party got strong point and weak point,they still need to fix their weakness
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  10:21pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  agree

  could u name me one political controversy?

  
  
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  10:22pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  Memali Conspiracy
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  10:22pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  i dunno that...
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  10:23pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  thats old time ago

  during Mahathir leads

  well...allah kalimah issue
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  10:23pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  owh..u r so knowledgeable...at that time I must be under a rock ..somewhere in afghanistan
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  10:26p
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  Keough White
  

  
  

  did u just realize u just waste 20 minutes being interview with me?
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  10:26pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  nope

  maybe yes..dunno lol
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  10:27pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  
  

  how many midget girlfirend u have?
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  10:28pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  .-. .. u thinking freak like meh have a girlfren?

  nope..not even once..-forever alone-
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  10:28pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  in ur opinion ...how many girl will reject u in the future?
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  10:29pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  actually..i never asking them to become my gf, thats why i never have it
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  10:29pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  could u describe me?
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  10:31pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  seems knowledgeable, quite geek (maybe coz wearing glasses ) chinese maybe?
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  10:31pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  
  

  u sure it is not "crazy?"
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  10:32pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  crazy? nah

  weird? maybe
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  10:33pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  (Keough start to punch sarjan belalang)

  
  
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  10:37pm
  

  Keough White
  

  
  

  thx u for taking ur time to be in Apple Waffle studio..

  any last message to the audience?
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  10:40pm
  

  Sarjan Belalang
  

  
  

  well..thnks for listening for my weird(stupid maybe?) story

  im really appriciate ur wasted time to listen this...im so honoured

  
  

  *Sarjan Belalang went home with goodie bag containing RM10 voucher to a hooker bar and 10 packets of weed

  
  

  
  
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  10:41pm