What the fuck phone,why you use malaysian time when im in jakarta

Murder is the answer to all our worldly problem.

Hate your unresponsible aunty who won't take care of your grandma.kill them

Need a promotion? Kill the one u report to and replace them.

Tired of friend who is full of shit...kill them.....

Your dad give you shitty childhood and now you are a reclusive fuck face,kill your dad.

Tired of bollock politician? Well i really can't recommend killing them bcoz i dont want to go to prison so use your own fucking judgement, faggot.

Disclaimer...this is all a joke..please do not murder people or kill other people.what is wrong with you? THIS IS JUST A JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! $*&$*#*#&*#(#(#&(@)/^*@)!

Things that matter

The hot shower wash away the humanly misery and pain inflicted by other human, making me innocent once more. The painting of pink roses on the wall tell me that life is still beautiful and interesting and luring me to keep staring at it. The blanket soothe me with word of comfort and promises of a better future. I learned to appreciate the friendship I have and care about people that really care about me. The world is never out to get me, but without a doubt the inhabitants find pleasure in hurting others. Amazing world, shitty inhabitants and that sum it up quite nicely. I build a stone wall around me to protect me from the cruel and hateful people that never love me. An invisible fotress that protect me from harm and such. I love you world and I definitely think we would have a long and happy relationship. :)

Young,dumb and full of cum

10 things not to do while working at midnight shift.

1. Practice krav maga on the laptop
2. Cum on your workmate face
3. Support jew and israel
4. Buy military grade rifle using company email
5. Search emma watson nude photo
6. Open every locker and steal all the food
7. Eat dried horse penis
8. Admire your new blonde hair on the office window reflection at the locker area
9. Fall in love with your friend's mom
10. Write a blog (clothing is optional)

P/s:fuck u and have a nice day

Reasonable insanity

10 thing not to do when you are bored and all your friend is asshole or non-existence or imaginary

1. Cry like a bitch
2. Wank to the photo of jonas brothers
3. Slap ur butt while singing the foo
4. Molest an one armed orphan
5. Fuck a camel
6. Fuck a baby camel
7. Watch the bachelor
8. Praying to satan
9. Suprise prostate surgery to unsuspecting victom
10. Write a blog without pant (tee hee)

P/s:fuck u