HOW TO WIN ELECTION

Phew, the last post was pretty dark and un-fun. Rest assure waffle-eater,after a few round of genuine Afghanistan weed and 10 kg of cocaine,I feel much better. Well,since my white matter and gyri of my brain still functioning,lets write another bullshit that nobody will read about. (By the way fellow blogger, don't criticize government or we might end up in jail *wink wink*,who knows what they refer as offensive,but im pretty sure its include the word ................pineapple).

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Any proud and respected government want to retain power in the next election. Okay governments around the world,this is your lucky day because I will teach you how to definitely win an election. Just follow this fool-proof step and be amaze of the result!

HOW TO WIN THE NEXT ELECTION

Step 1 : This step is very important ,make sure there is 2.6 billion in your personal account

Step 2 : Remove the subsidies for rice,cooking oil and cooking gas

Step 3 : Increase price for highway toll,taxi,public transport,water bill and electric bill

Step 4 : Fire your deputy prime minister

Step 5 : Open an investment company that lose money around 40 billion 

Step 6 : Fire/transfer the chairman of the committee that investigate possible corruption 

Step 7 : Add 40 new voting area in one of your state.

Step 8 : Promise to reveal who gave you 2.6 billion donation

Step 9 : break your promise and don't reveal the guy who gave you the 2.6 billion donation

Step 10: jail anyone who try criticize you,especially through blog

........and done.

This is all funny because the poor citizen will suffer a lot.HAHAHAHHA right?

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