HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

1. Don't talk about other girl in front of her, your grandma,your sister, your cousin nephew friend,ex-girlfriend,whatever, GIRL HATE THAT..this include actress and your favorite local hooker and pornstar

2. Carry her bag when you go shoping,open door for her,be a gentleman rules

3. Foot the bill...nuff said..so seriously think 145 times before you want a gf. If you still wearing the same boxer for the past 10 years..forget it,you can't afford a girlfriend

4.tell her she is beautiful everyday...even thought she look crappy to the point she might win Miss Universe in Planet Hairy-Armpit

look at all the money I don't have

5. Don't curse... example : Avada Kedavra..it is a unforgivable curse that will land you into Azkaban

6. be clean, shave that dirt on your face homie

7. don't smoke unless she is cool with it

8. Dress to impress. Side note,if I ever see u wear pink, my ex-CIA bodyguard will personally castrate you and wank in front of you.

9. If you are still reading, you are really desperate to get a girl... fucking loser pftt

10. If all else fail,become a monk or start stalking your friend's mom.

photo of my bodyguard