THE COUNTRY NEED YOU

             Ok. The country don't need you, the title is misleading and homosexual. This is not an army recruitment advertisement . We are not at war with any country what so ever. But I need you! Yes YOU! The person reading this blog/awesome-stuff,breathing oxygen and gluing your face on the laptop screen Facebooking 24 hours a day (get a life man).

Basically,I'm offering a job. Don't worry, it won't involve pole-dancing nor anything explosive. I need someone to write Apple Waffle for me.Sort off co-blogger thingy. Isn't that great?

          Why would I a.k.a the-most-awesome-person-in-the-universe even want a co-blogger for Apple Waffle anyway?  Hmmmm,good question waffle-eaters. Apple Waffle is good place to laugh at crude joke, and good things are meant to be shared right? So I like to share the fun of writing Apple Waffle with someone.

What is the job?
Just write something funny in my blog. No dateline will be imposed. You can submit your work anytime. Just do it for fun. No obligation what-so-ever.

Requirement for my slave co-blogger

1. Good in English
2. Funny (and not necessarily write crude joke and use vulgar words like Fuck..dick and stuff.if you can write something funny without them,why not :D   )
3. not my ex-girlfirend 
4. not jews

How to Apply
Applicant please send your most creative writing,your best masterpiece, your awesome work by e-mail to matsuame2@yahoo.com and leave a comment below saying you are interested for the job.

I will select one or maybe more prospective associate.

You will be given 2 month trial before you are officially promoted into Apple Waffle Inc. CEO/co-blogger. (The probation period will change according to circumstances)

When will this job offer end?
You can apply anytime!! This offer have no time limit.

Benefits
I would love to pay you for your work,but sadly I myself is not paid, ok... Sure there is no money doing this thing but believe me,doing this kind of shit thing have it own satisfaction. But if one day Apple Waffle become the best blog in Malaysia The World, you will surely get your share of the money $$$ ka-ching!

TSUNAMI IN JAPAN

Guys,guys,guys and leng loi. This just happen today! TSUNAMI IN JAPAN!!! The real one,not movie one,no bluff.

taken from Yahoo News

TOKYO – A ferocious tsunami spawned by one of the largest earthquakes ever recorded slammed Japan's eastern coast Friday

Authorities said at least 40 people were killed and 39 missing after the magnitude 8.9 offshore quake unleashed a 23-foot (7-meter) tsunami. (that's three time taller than Yao Ming) The quake was followed by more than 20 aftershocks for hours, most of them of more than magnitude 6.0. The death toll was likely to continue climbing given the scale of the disaster.

I'm sure glad Yao Ming is not in Japan because he is my f*cking hero

Its is very sad news and all the world leader are offering their deepest condolences to Japan.My only question is, where is Doraemon to stop the tsunami?? I mean they got Son Goku, Ultraman, Kamen Riders and Shin Chan.
Then I read one of my friend remark about that epic disaster and I would like to share with you what her say on that subject.

I laugh my ass off when I read her comment. Well, the girl have a valid point.  For those of you who do not know who is Miyabi, Miyabi is one of the character played by succesful-Japanese-Porn-Star, Maria Ozawa.

Yeah, I'm sure you sick bastard are like," oh man, what will happen to the porn industry"

Maria Ozawa a.k.a not-my-girlfriend

 Thanx for reading today's Sad Apple Waffle. Chill out, I'm Keough and I feel sorry for Japan.

Blog Trade

Oh my..I've been blogging for quite a few while now. And I have 50 post in my blog now.

Wow..What just happened? W-wh-what?

I have 50 post... 

Come again?

I have 50 post. 

Wow,w-wh-when did that happened?

I got 50 F*CKING post!! Hell yeah!!

That's a lot....

So,obviously thank YOU, you reading this. Unless you never read my blog before, which in case, hi I'm Keough. Nice to meet you.

But in all probability you read my blog already.

obviously not my drawing.....

I started blogging since October last year, so I've been blogging for a whole (count count with fingers and apply theorem Pythagoras and Plank constant with adjustment to current market gold price)............ 5 months! Yes,calculating blogging time require knowledge in mathematics, physics and economic.(Someone who wear bra teach me all this calculation and her name is Yoona SNSD a.k.a not-bra-less-person )

Enough about bra-crap. I thought I should celebrate somehow. Those VVIP club members who have blog please be inform that I will give free I-phone like to Blog-trade with you. Those interested parties better hurry coz I'm like only gonna accept 3 blog trade (or maybe more....).

Keough,what the hell is a blog-trade??

Simply,you write something for my blog,and I write something for your blog. Sound interesting, doesn't it?

Those who want to do blog-trade, leave a bra comment below  :D

Suicide Hero

Alviss kong with his GF

Alviss Kong,22 years old male, committed suicide after he was dumped by his girlfriend. Alviss Kong started his relationship with his girlfriend on the 26th of July 2010 and the whole relationship lasted only 4 months. This is only Alviss’s second relationship. Alviss Kong left a countdown message on his Facebook wall 45 minutes before he off himself, at around 11.15p.m. on Wednesday night (8th December 2010) At midnight, he jumped off from a 14th floor of a building and fall to his death. He was pronounced dead 9a.m. on Thursday (9th December 2010).

 

Alviss Kong final moment before his untimely death