BITCH SLAP

 This post is dedicated to Haruzato

In my experience (limited maybe), I encountered a lot of bitch

You                                        :  Keough ,what is a bitch ??
Keough/fail-eminem-wannabe : Good question awesome-person/Waffle-eaters

Bitch is the term for a nasty girl. Girl who  act stupid and just annoy you very much. There are many type of bitch.

Poisonous bitch

This kind of girls have laser tongue and like to annoy people verbally. They usually annoy guy but friendly to their girl mate.

Masturbate-holic Bitch

This girl is so selfish, she is willing to fuck anyone who get in their way. (not fuck as in doin sex,fuck in a sense that They will rape your cat and dog if you don't give them what they want and will stop at nothing to get what they want. ) They take anything they want and don't care about anyone.

Lesbian Bitch

this type of bitch is more self-centerd than Kanye West. Kinda like female version of Voldemort. They have similarity with Poisonous bitch, the only diffrence is this Lesbian Bitch annoy both guy and girl

Stoopid bitch
stupid bitch is stupid.nuff said

Bitchy Bitch

bitchy bitch is the pure kind of bitch, they are born to be bitch and die like a hooker..and we all know how we deal with dead hooker. Dump the dead body into the river

Bitch in a Cup
these kind of bitch is the most easy to handle because their size is usually small and midget-ish. Rumors have it that they are distant relatives to Hobbit.

Denial Bitch
this bitch won't admit their bitchi-ness unless you shower them with nude photo of Justin Bieber or held at gun point.

Plain Bitch on a Bun
these kind of bitch is the most easiest to spot among bitches. You could spot them miles away. they are just plain easy to spot because they have big ass. I mean, 80% of their body weight is from the ass.



And to make matter worse,these bitches can evolve , like pokemon and stuff.

Bitch  -------> Biaatch

(read with pokedex voice over in mind) Biaatch is the advanced form of bitch. From here on, is it your civic duty to punch them in the face if you ever encounter one, and it is morally acceptable to not save them when their house is on fire.

How to Deal with Bitch/ Biaatch

1. Bring The Undertaker or The Rock so she will be intimidated. One wrong move,bitch get choke slam.
2. If you don't know any wrestling superstar, just bring painkiller because obviously dealing with bitch gonna be a pain in the ass. (Rumors have it that some bitch like to violate people ass)
3. Learn the middle finger Kung Fu. Practice daily to get the perfect middle finger gesture. Research shown 90% increase effectiveness if you add "Shut the f*ck up!" with your Middle Finger Kung Fu
4. Try to be sweaty and smell like rotten fish, because bad smell is their natural predator.
5. if all else fail, contact ngo

www.bitchbetterrecognize.org  or www.bitchbegone.com 

or

call 1-800-40-BIAATCH now

(btw, if you totally believe the above help website and hotline, you are nuttier than me )

Thx for reading today's Apple Waffle. Chill out, I'm Keough and having a small genital is not a crime.