Make Me Happy

               Presentation. Love it? Hate it? We all come through it at one point of our life,in one way or another.Most presentation sucks and damn boring! < High five  > Most of presenter I met,they are gay talk with monotonous tone. Last time I check,human have more than one tone.( Unless the presenter was fcuking alien or have throat cancer).Come on dude,don't make me bored. Don't complain if I fall asleep during your presentation.Blame it on yourself. (in my case,I blame it on the jews) Please make it more interesting so I don't fall asleep.I don't care what you do to make it interesting,put a picture of your gf (not-naked),cute kitten, porn (naked),whatever.I don't care..(or you can just put a fcuking coffee machine in the room)

Even  Saddam Hussein is bored by your presentation

              Don't you hate presenter who gave you a LONG TEXT but fail to stress the important point and fail to make make you understand the subject? The presenter don't give a damn whether you understand the subject or not.They just wanna complete their job with the most minimum of energy/commitment. Their half-baked effort in the presentation is laughable and not worthy of my precious time.I have a lot of mom to do with. I bet watching paint dry is more fun.(or reading Applewaffle blog/awesome-stuff)

Obama  face after he read my blog.

           Another thing that really bothers me is that the presenter talk so-damn- fast.How the fcuk am I gonna understand your presentation if your speech speed is 300km/h.What the fu.. fish?? Did someone replace your mouth with F1 car engine recently?? Are you trying catch a train? Slow down dude. Please give me a chance to understand whatever crap you gonna say. Next time someone present really fast to me,I'm gonna kick his ass (and balls) and scream"THIS IS BULLSHIT!! "

F1 mouth

Thanks for reading todays episode of  Apple Waffle. I'm Keough and you like Justin Bieber multiple orgasm.