I'm a sucker for Full House.
We we're so happy together for three years.Until I decided to break our relationship.Yes,fcuk me.She was miserable for 6 month until she finally get over the big break up.Actually I never really stop liking her.But she already goin to get married next year.What a heartbreak.I ask myself," Do I want to remember my happy life with her or i want to remember the sad life with her?" I believe god want me to be happy so I will cherish the beautiful moment I have with her.The sad part can go away and join Pakatan Rakyat. I would like to quote a poem made by a friend-of-mine,her name is Daisy/future-Miss-Sabah :
But finally came kindness,
So warm and dear;Never asking for anything,
Unconditionally clear.
And last there was love,
So warm and true;
A gift from God-
To me and you!
oh fcuk..I'm pathetic...I can't move the fcuk on.She will always be a part of me.So the moral here is don't be a sore loser like me.Go find another b*tch.
Remeber,b*tches,they come they go.
(all ladies in Malaysia throw slippers at Keough)
You now must be so boring oledy to hear my rant/random-crap..ok lar...here's a joke for you..
So you got a Commando,a Navy soldier and............................. Mat Rempit from Puchong.
The General hand over each of them a gun and says " Your spouses is seated next door (Mat Rempit oso can kahwin) in a room on a chair.In order to pass this test you must go inside and kill them". Immediately the Commando says,
" No sir,I could never kill my wife,I can't do it"
General look at him with a face of angry lion and says "You know what,You ain't got what it takes.Take your wife and go home.Navy soldier then head in, 5 minue later kambek(come back)-tears strolling down his face,
"I tried.I tried. I tried. I just can't do it.She look so beautiful in the chair.I can't do it"
General look at him with a stern face and say" You know what,you ain't got what it take"
Finally,the Mat Rempit from Puchong.Stroll into the room with a swagger.
BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!
Shot rang out!There's banging.There's screaming.But suddenly,everything goes silent.
General say,"W-what the hell happened inside??? "
Mat rempit screams back, "The damn gun had peluru kapur in it,so I had to beat her to death with my BARE HAND!!" (hahahaha XD)
Chill out.I'm Keough and you are awesome.
p/s:please check out Daisy blog: http://dcdaishie.blogspot.com/
so sad story n ada joke jg bwh 2.. then i wish u will find the next song hye kyo darl.. thanks 4 promoting my blog XD
ReplyDeletethanx daisy..the day next song hye kyo come is the day McDollah give free Cheeseburger....or parliment start growing pubic hair coz they are so childish
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