Behind The Scene

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Keough
C.E.O
He is a humble bussinessman with a small cock.

Laura Slenderman
Producer
She was born in Kulim and like to eat laksa asam.

Patrick Spenderman
Audio Master
He is a Manchesterpool fan (Manchester United + Liverpool) and love karaoke.

Kha Khee Busyuk
Cameraman
He collect stamp and have the longest chest hair in his hometown, Phuket.

Damien Koldobolvokotsky
Cameraman
He is a tall man with dark hair. He once almost shake hand with a girl.

Pravda Pravada Prapit
Marketing
She loves to cook curry and dance to Bollywood. Her star-sign is Cancer.

Tim Norton
Graphic Designer
He come to work late and never attend meeting.

Arnold Scwazerneiger
Toilet Cleaner
He used to be a famous star in action-film

Bruce Willis
Clerk
He claimed he was in die hard 1 ,2,3,4 and 5 but nobody in the office believe him.

Berus Bilis
Head Clerk
A big fan of fishing and good friend of Bruce Willis

Chong Chong Chin
Screenwriter
He still haven't watch Hunger Game and he like to involve in car accident.

Barack Obama
Intern
He enjoy kidney stone and heart disease. Sometimes he yell freedom for no reason.

Maria Ozaza
Finance
She never watch porn. Poor girl....

Juliana Evan
Despatch
We never knew how she got her BMW but we knew who scratch her car.

Lord Voldermort
Human Resource
"Why nobody come to my office?"

Najib
Quality Assurance
Her wife got rich from bribery and they have 80 rich in-laws.