APPLE WAFFLE : Mr Potato Head night talk.

Mr Potato Head made his first visit here in Apple Waffle.

Wanted to thank him for giving me the priviledge to spam and kentut here.

It's midnight so Mr Potato decided to talk some random stuff about late-sleepers together with his buddy Mr Taib.
MPH: Do you know that you have higher tendency to die if you're not sleeping after 12?
Taib: Apa gunanya awk beritau I pasal ni? Orang macam I hebat. Satu hari 3 bungkus rokok. You boleh ka?
MPH : why not. I can prove to you I can.

Taking out 3 boxes of cigarettes.

Taib: Huh? Ingat lawak ke bodoh? Ni cuma kotak rokok kosong. KOSONGLAH. NGOK NGEK.
MPH: You're the idiot. It's empty cos my wife is the only taking them.
Taib: Oh, ko ada isteri? Ingatkan kau suka laki.
MPH : MYOB lah. Mind you own business. Back to our topic. - issue of sleeping late.
Taib : Orang macam I, dah biasa tidur lewat. Sbb I jual porn , dah kata untuk thread2 yang lepas.
MPH: Sure? Not Facebooking?
Taib: Facebook tu apa? Ehem, actually ada byk sebab orang2 sekarang tidur lewat2 belaka. Sbb mereka nak cari video Anwar Ibrahim dgn seks scandal dia.Sedangkan video tu langsung takde pe2. Buang masa aku cari. Nanti kita sama2 act keluar, gerenti lagi benar.
MPH: With you? I'm maybe a gay but I have a sense of taste. With a guy who doesn't even make up or shave your head, so unsexy.
Taib : Jgn perasan, I ni 100% No Man.
MPH: Your English sucks.
Taib : Apa boleh buat, I diculik oleh sekumpulan Singaporean, dipaksa jual -2nd hand lingerie- kat tepi Jalan masa kecik.
MPH: This is a meaningless night talk. Yawn, I seriously needed some sleep.
Taib: Cepatnya. Mau tak I baca badtime story? Ia berkenaan dgn pengalaman di mana ada pocong antar bunga kat aku. Kata nak pegi dating dan mendayung sampan bersama-sama.
Merana juga sbb sepanjang dating tu I terpaksa menolak dia dalam troli. Lompatan pocong tu sungguh buruk skali. Patutlah orang kata pocong x mungkin dapat pecahkan rekod lompat jauh.
MPH : You have no sense of humor tonight.
Taib: Whatever....