BETTER LATE THAN AIDS

No mad-cow was harm in the making of this blog*

You look at your watch and you realize you are 3 minute late to class. So you start running/driving really fast,  hoping the lecturer is still not arrive to the class. You open the door,lecturer is mid-sentence and you quietly sit on an empty chair. It feel so awkward as you swing the door and everyone look at you.

That's what happen to me today.

I feel guilty for interrupting the class and being a not-punctual. Please stoned me, I deserve it.

Then you will feel better when 3 other person is more late than you are. You will be like, hey I'm not that bad, look at these tardy people!

Then the same three person will feel better if someone else is more late than then

anyone wonder what is Dr Mahathir attendace percentage during his form 2?

How to not be late:

1. know your schedule
2. know exactly the place to go
3. if you expect traffic ,go early
4. If you expect to not find parking space,go early
5. Go early at least 20 minutes
6. constantly get update of ur schedule every 4 hours
7. Dont update your blog three minute before class
8. Don't shave your gorilla-thick-armpit 1 minute before class

And you got to wonder how the lecturer felt...downright insulted I presume. 

Thanks for watching today's episode of Apple Waffle, I'm Keough and do your best!