Leader

Being the class leader is thankless job. Nobody will say," Ah..good job"," Great work Eddy " or "Thank you so much Eddy". Nobody appreciate what you did and nobody want to say thanks.

Nobody want the job and it's being pass around like std and pushed to the most weakest member of the group who probably won't say no or do not know how to say no or do not have the ball to say no.

And you think the lecturer will give you extra credit for being the leader. Hmm, Eddy is a leader,why not give him bonus marks? No, at the end of the day , you still get zero for your fucking exam like everybody else. So why bother being the leader?  To make matter worse, you get blame for everything. Why is Mr A or Miss Z didn't attend class?
  How on earth could you know which planet they derp into?
The lecturer blame you bcoz you're suppose to keep track of all your group members.

Every members of the group will continuously ask you about the time and places for the class. Suddenly you find yourself turn into a radio which keep playing the same cassette over and over again. I mean, EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU NEED TO ASK THE LEADER THE SAME QUESTION? COME INSIDE COME ON!!

Since you have constantly touching  in touch with the lecturers, they lecturer will recognize you. So whenever you make mistake ,it will be magnify ten folds. The lecturer eye is now automatically will lock on to your mistake , watching you patiently for the moment you do wrong like a vulture in the savanna.

Photo of my lecturer

Whatever job that's need to be done, it's your job bcoz you are the leader. The lecturers expect you to do everything. Even your classmates expect you to do everything while they're just sitting on their arse including yours truly.

Book the class ...Leader
Make sure lecturer come to class..... Leader
Make sure everybody know about class....Leader
Send attendance to office...Leader
Find teaching material...Leader
Scrub your wrinkly bollock....Leader
Stop Pakatan Rakyat demonstration....Leader

So far, I've only been telling you the disadvantages of being a Leader, (in my faculty at least). In order to be fair, I will also talk about the advantages of being the leader.

Suddenly you have this unstoppable power to arrange the class and your shitty classmate start to beg and plead  left ,right and center to postponed the class or make it earlier so they can go balik kampung bla bla bla with bla bla bla . Fuck it. If it's up to me, I don't even care  if your cat is pregnant! Suck my smelly coconut-sized-balls and attend the class.

Secondly, by being a leader, you learn to held responsibilities. You are responsible for the education of 8 other people you barely knew.

Thirdly, hmmmm...there's no thirdly. Thus, I provided you with fuck-load of evident why you should not be a leader. It is really a thankless job. No pat in the back, just turd after turd waiting. An endless and vicious cycle of bollock.

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