TRUE STORY

As requested by one of my readers, today's shit gonna be a real life story of me, the awesome Keough.

 8.00 a.m-Morning world! I hate cold water bath but sadly my apartment doesn't have shower heater. So what do I do? My room mates have two electric water heater. ok..heating the water...after both electric kettle  have already heated, I pour it into my damn pail. Then another round of water-heating action. Then pour again into my damn pail.

Hot water bath is fucking amazing.

8.45 a.m-already put on my cloth and all. Today's fashion wear is purple long sleeve shirt +  cool black vest + balck trousers + watch +black tie + ring = smart-looking blogger/doctor

8.50 a.m- oh snap,10 minute before class.walk hurriedly toward class which is just 100 meters away from my apartment.

8.55 a.m- I have 5 minute before class. What do I do? Head to cafeteria, eat white rice+ two sausage + sambal belacan+ hot milo= hearty breakfast (no chew,swallow! )

9.00- where is the class? i'm fucking lost.

9.05-luckily somehow manage to get there. Miracle?  arrived  5 minute late..snap

9.10-everyone gather around the lecturer. Crap,forget to wear my white coat (I just notice everyone is wearing their's, and I'm not wearing mine)

9.15 a.m-the lecturer teach the mechanism of labor (p/s: it doesn't involve any bangla. ok my joke is lame..f*cking lame) using a model of the pelvic bone and a doll baby.

9.45 a.m-ughh. my leg hurt after standing for a long time.Then  there is this bunch of people in front of me,so I could not fucking see what the lecturer is doing with the doll but probably nothing sexual or related to  pole-dancing. Oh well, I already get the most of what the lecturer trying to teach, so I sit my handsome-ass on the comfortable couch while everyone stands around the lecturer.So in theory, I can already deliver a baby!

10.20-practical at the Clinical Skill Lab finish. Now have to move to the classroom to see movie,errrr....i mean video. Lecturer show us a few video of dancing naked panda labor mechanism.

11.00 a.m-ride with my friends car to hospital. It's raining man.

11.36  a.m  introduce our self to the specialist in the ward. Mr Mohan. Rumors (from previous posting) had it that he eat children for breakfast is a really fierce and stern man demon. I got to admit, my knee is shaking a bit already. Gathering all the ball that I could muster, I meet Mr Mohan. I was half-expecting a shouting-frenzy angry beast..  He turn out to be a nice guy. What a relief. He spoke politely with us.Maybe because it's our first day in the ward?

11.50 a.m-clerk a 59 year's old lady

12.30 p.m-hang out with classmate in the ward, my classmate say she gonna go shopping. I said I want in, and she agreed. borrow Rm50 from a friend since i will go shopping. Attempt to seduce my friends to watch Battlefield Los Angeles  : failed

12.45 p.m-shopping cancel. Return the RM50 to my friend. eat at the hospital cafetaria. Menu: iced bandung+ white rice+sausage+fried chicken+random gravy

1.15 p.m- Arrived at apartment, Courtesy of hot leng loi which shall not be name here. Play dota, use Geomancer. Kill 24, die once. (This probably don't make sense to you if you never play the game)

Dota,my favorite game

2.00 p.m-facebooking+read other people blog

2.30 p.m-it's raining..damn..i hope it will stop soon bcoz i want to play futsal at 6.00..

3.00 p.m -sleep...good night world...(WTF?)

2.00 a.m oh...eh.....what is the time now?