Don't Sleep in Class

15 Things You  SHOULD NOT Do in a Boring Lecture

1. Think of sex
2. practice Shaoilin Kung Fu on the lecturer
3. Daydream about Taylor Swift
4. SMS Video call your friend from Mexico
5. Imagine your lecturer is pole-dancing
6. Count things you wanna blame black people (no love for nigger? )
7.  Fart
8. Throw pen at lecturer (10 points for headshot)
9. Write-perverted blog
10. Karate chop the table infront of you into two
11. Cry loudly for no reason every time the lecturer change the slide show.
12. Sell cocaine
13. Point to the lecturer with the middle finger, shout "F*ck You!"  and then dramatically leave the class. (kick the door during exit) and don't bother to come for class anymore bcoz obviously the dean will kick you out from the faculty
14. Hope the lecturer for the next class is absent dead
15. Hide the attendance sheet.  piss off the whole class and become the class's asshole :D

don't be a racist.black people is people too >:T

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