THREE APPLE

Today Apple Waffle is dedicated to my buddy Hidzir/awesome-guitarist.I wish him a happy Happy Birthday and another great year.

TAKE~1: KEOUGH DICTIONARY


I'm tired of using the word "random". I think it is overrated. Instead of the old-lame-boring word "random", im gonna replace it with the word "condom"

random=condom

Quick example:

1. The teacher condomly pick 1 student as the class monitor.

2. Don't just pick a condom shirt for a date,dress nicely to impress her.

3.  Person A: Who is that guy?

     Person B: I don't know.Just a condom guy and his GF

     Person A: They are so condom.

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TAKE~2:  FB-HOLIC DOSSIER

90% of you who reading this have been addicted to FB at some point of your life.Well,my one piece of advise is,it would be best if you only open FB after all your work done,your assignment finish,your job complete and etc etc.
(You : enough with the chit chat,where is the funny story?!! and Im not addicted to FB . F*** you Keough)

wowowowo..calm down,no need to use to the F word.Geez you people/wannabe-tenuk have no patience.Who crap on your nasi lemak?

There are a few type of FB user

Type one : The stalker

Stalker type rarely type anything on their own wall but comment/spam condom crap on other people wall.This type are obviously the cool type,becoz you are in the same group as me.

Type two : The Open Diary-ist

Open Diary-ist always say all the thing that happen in their life such as:

   I'm in the KFC

I'm buying KFC

I'm opening the KFC bucket

I'm eating the KFC

I'm throwing the empty KFC bucket into the dustbin

<12 hours later>

I'm crapping the KFC i ate yesterday

For god sake,I don't want to hear every condom-crap that happen in your life. Why I want to know all this? ARGGGGGGHHH!!!  Just save it for yourself. These people treat blog,FB ,twitter like a diary.And each time I read all these diary-thingy it give me headache and diarrhea.

Type 3. The Only-Open-FB-once-a-Year

This type is very rare pokemon.(if you see it,quickly your throw your pokeball,aim for the ball head) This type doesn't do anything,doesn't update anything and only log-in for 5 minute at the most. Don't feed this type becoz it is known to bite off hand....eh wait,thats my pet-alligator.Nevermind.

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Take~3 EASY MONEY

I'm about to tell you about a beggar.This happen after the Friday prayer 

(You : OMG,Keough you are muslim? but you are so cool)

(Keough : muslim can be cool too.  =_=||||  ) 

There is this Pakistani beggar blabbering/mumbling in Urdu at the exit of the mossque . I really don't understand what the hell he is talking about  but man, people keep pouring money over his hand.

He was like

kjhnhdv sjbmjfljns bjlhmvljbnh kljfjbyjlj  bjjjfkb jjdl hjljhlb oqyercn cnoaqy wfomk

and the people was like keep tossing their hard earn money even though they don't understand a damn thing he was saying.I bet that guy was saying

~I'm a faggot. I don't have ball to get a real job. I'm adopted. Vote for Najib. I hate American. Please suck my ball.I'm more handsome than you.My dad is Eminem.

He also bring his 10 years-old-something kid to stand beside him. I'm not really sure whether that kid is  his real son or just some-condom kid he kidnap pull to stand beside him. I bet that beggar was like 'son,when you grow up,this is how you make money"

Maybe I should do it next Friday,who need part time work when u can beg.and i will say

padayappa muthu ingge poringge berbatov sashimi naruto sasuke jiraiya..I bet I will get enough money to buy an electric guitar.

Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle. I'm Keough and I like your GF.

Picture of your GF