Awesome!

How To Be Cool Like Keough

1. never eat vegetable and spicy food
2. get heartbroken by bitches more than 10 times
3. become a big fan of pole dancing
4. blame Jews for every shit that happened
5. sell your roommate nude photo online
6. hate Justin Bieber for no reason
7. have PMS every morning
8. Sleep 20 hours a day

I'm so awesome, eminem kiss my ass every week

9. catch flying llama as hobby
10. have small genital
11. have orgasm every time you see Ip Man poster or futsal court
12. practice Shaoilin Kung Fu on your younger brother
13. Donate money to Celcom rm10 a day

Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Fu*king Waffle Chill out.I'm Keough and I am fu*king awesome.