YOUR MAMA

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money. 

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!'

Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said "Hey who took the family car?"

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Chill out... and who am I? I'm your MAMA!