How To Be Funny

When someone have no money, you tell him...
"pergi jual badan"

When someone sleep late at night,you say..
"jangan tido lewat..nanti hantu datang"

When you want to refer to someone
" Bangsat,tu pergi mana?"

When someone offer you a non-alcoholic drink such as Milo or Neslo or Iced Tea
"Sorry' I'm driving" and make a hand gesture like you holding a stering

When someone have low-standard taste
"Taste anjing la kau ni"

When someone ask who do that thing or whatever,like
a: who eat my nasi goreng ?
b : "Your Mama~!"
a : $%#!@*!

When someone want to make you piss off, use an angry tone and say
"kau jangan buat sampai aku menangis"

When someone said he have something?
A: aku suka pakai baju merah
B: sejak bila kau pakai baju?

or

A : motor aku rosak lar
B :  kau ada motor ke?

Even Obama laugh at my joke :D

When someone ask
A: kau nak pergi mana?
B: aku nak pergi clubbing

When you want to tell them you have a lot of sin and not religious
"aku pergi masjid nak sembahyang jumaat,aku terbakar.."

When someone ask where are you from..
A: kau tinggal kat mana?
B: aku tinggal kat Malaysia...
A: %$#@!

When someone is ugly:
"muka kau cam bontot tenuk"

When someone say something you don't understand
"Apa kau mencarut nie? "

When someone say something crappy
"Kau demam ke hari ni?"

When someone is in front of the laptop,you say
"Ha, tengok blue! kantoi" 
 

Now go spread STD  the laugh~