There is a lot cat species in the world, like tiger,lion, puma, panther, jaguar, cheetah, leopard, snow leopard and regular cat you found in road-side foot stall.We human also have different species, and I'm not bluffing you.We human have a lot of jerk.After doing research for 5 minute,I hereby submit my report
Bastard who write perverted blog-fucker
Bastard who troll or comment nasty stuff on people blog-motherfucker
Bastard who troll or comment nasty stuff on people blog without using real name-grandmotherfucker
Bastard who stab you in the back- Asshole
Female bastard that stab you in the back -Asshole Bitch
Bastard who like to annoy other people -corksucker
Bastard who like to annoy you 24 hours-alcoholic corksucker
Bastard that grumpy and short tempered -Dickshit
Bastard that is selfish and ignorant-dickhead
Which one are you? If you don't belong to this group,CONGRATULATION Have a panda as a gift.
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| cute panda eating bamboo |
and a kitten as well
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| so adorable~ |
And don't forget your flowers.
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| it smell nice~ |
#Sidenote
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d00d, i know u r stressed out and all, being a medicine student...
ReplyDeletethere's enough dirty words here to.. err, make kids cry for a year!
see, this is why i blatantly rejected Labuan Matriculation College offer for me to take biology. because i didn't want to suffer from an emotional breakdown and start spewing bad words without any apparent reason.
you wanna know how engineers (and engineers-to-be; for all that matter) take out stress/anger/frustration on jerks who dared to cross us?
we take a big-ass wrench/spanner and smash it in their effing heads.
then we take the bloody spanner and shove it up their effing arse.
so in case you're wondering why am i seemingly pissed off?
because you put cats in there along with those dirty words of yours. do not, i repeat, DO NOT equalize cats with scumbags you are trying to describe.
Cats are our master. We will do their every bidding; with every miaw, without fail. I am a descendant of Egyptian royalty sworn in an eternal allegiance to cat-kind.
I WILL NOT STAND AND WATCH WHILE YOU PUT CATS IN THE SAME POT AS YOUR TRASH.
So tonight when you sleep, beware. For we shall unleash the horror and fury of the whole cat-kind upon you.
WE WILL HAUNT YOU FOR EVERY NIGHT YOU STILL BREATHE, HUMAN.
And when you die, we are going to mummify your wretched corpse and use it as the cats' scratching post.
I AM CAT-MAN. FEAR ME, AND TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHT!