CHILL OUT

How do you unwind yourself? (farting doesn't count as unwind)
How you decompress?

I personally like to throw dead hooker into the river (and steal people underwear).

              Suppose after a tough day,what do you do? If you straight away study,congratulation,you are officially a nerd (like me).On the other hand,if u straight away sleep,u are a lazy turtle. One of the boys favourite past time is sport,especially futsal. Why futsal? Is that even a question? Futsal is like the greatest game in the world. Every question in life can be solve with futsal. Just break up? Play futsal and find hot chick/guy at the futsal center. Have no money? Play futsal and win cash prizes in the futsal tournament. Who need karma when you have futsal to explain everything in life.

One day I'm gonna marry a futsal ball

        I don't know what girls do to chill out,I bet they just clean the house,cook,wash the dishes or something. I'll be damn if they ever play futsal with boys. Why can't you girls play futsal with us boys? It's not like we wanna give you surprise-butt-seks or something.We just want you to play with our ball.(ROFL)

Here is a list on how to unwind yourself,(especially after a grumpy-demonic-lecturer class)

1.sport
2.watch drama/movie/anime
3.play guitar
4.sleep
5.watch porn (and hope you don't burn in hell)
6.get drunk  (and hope you don't get liver failure)
7.smoke    (and hope you don't get lung cancer)
8.write perverted blog    (and hope your mom doesn't read it)
9.smoke weed   (and hope you don't get Infective Endocarditis)
10.read applewaffe blog

Chill out.Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle.I'm Keough and I approve your sister's underwear color.