Tuesday, November 9, 2010

How To Escape Exam

I know everybody hate exam.So uncle Keough is here to teach you how to escape exam.But first,let me tell you why exam is a bull crap.

We must ban the exam to save tree.Exam use a lot of paper,don't agree??? imagine one exam use 50 trees.then u calculate yourself how many school in Malaysia.let say for argument-sake,1000 school in malaysia.Every year there is 4 exam.So by right,we have chop down 2000000 trees a year just to do exams. What  the fu fish?So do you see my point? If you still don't see my point,please visit your nearest eye-doctor today.If we dont have tree,where the tenuk,cipan and tapir gonna live? Where is your elephant,rhino,tiger gonna live? Org utan/your-friend and Org asli/your-granpa also need the forest.
Save our forest
 

So this is my plan on how to escape exam
1. Broke your leg the day before the exam.(make sure you don't hurt your balls in the process)
2.Run away to south africa. (waka waka ea ea)
3.Say that a family member is dying
4.kill the dean
4.burn the examination hall
5.organize a Hindraf demonstration outside your examination hall so you can't get into the hall
6.Steal the exam paper and sell it to surat-khabar-lama man
7.Pay ah long to kidnap your self
8.Let mosquito bite you,so u will kena dengue
9.chop off your hand.No hand,so how to write answer?
10.hired a team of  lawyer to explain to your examiner why its illegal for you to take the exam.
11.get drunk and dont wake up for exam


Actually,don't escape from exam.Don't be a regret-er like me.Study before exam.



Chill out. Thanks for reading todays episode of Apple Waffle. I'm Keough and you are born masochist.










4 comments:

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