Father to Son

To my beloved asshole son.. (If I have a son in the future.And i don't think I will have more than one...small genital...)

I will give you:

1.)unlimited access to porn
1. laptop Lenovo
2. black BMW car
3. Rm1000 a month
4. three iPhone (so he cud have three Gf..less easy to get caught cheating if u allocate different number to different gf)
5. Room with air-cond.(lancau,malaysia so hot)

Who want to be my son? Free BMW

In return of all this hospitality,I would expect my son to

1.call me supreme comannder
2.play futsal with me
3.take care 4 of my wife (poligamy rulez)
4.take care of my pet tenuk
5.never date anyone Iban .trust me son,I kena betrayed once by Iban girl (and now I'm blaming the whole race....??)
6.dont touch your-self
7.never smoke weed, (but u can play with hooker)
8. get out of my house!! how old are you??!!!
9. vote in every election..Don't blame government when things goes wrong...blame yourself for not choosing the right leader/party
10. read Apple Waffle every Monday and Friday



                                                               Yours sincerely and not-asshole-ly,

                                                                                                  Dad

Chill out. Thanks for reading today's episode of Apple Waffle.I'm Keough and I like to stalk your mom.