The Power of No

More often than not,we Malaysian fail to say no when someone ask for a huge favor.Why is it so hard to say no? It is just one syllable. Well,I believe Malaysian are born nice.It's in our genes. (Those mat rempit and other ill-mannered Malaysian,I doubt they are from this nation.Mexico,maybe? Even if they are really born here,I bet they must have hit their head or something when they were still babies.) Most likely consequences are you end up putting unnecessary burden to yourself. Before you say yes to everything,first,slap yourself (or bang your head on the wall,whichever you like)  and think rationally (like Hitler Mahathir,). 

"Do I have time for this?"

 "Will I be in a great trouble if I do this?"

"Will she have sex with me?"

"Is this a huge favor or a small favor?"

This mat rempit is from Mexico

Don't trouble your ass off when you could just can simply say no.You have other priorities like play Modern Warfare 2 and write perverted blog.Unless the favor in question is microscopically small (like my balls) and won't cause you any trouble or STD,just help him.

It easy to say no.(But I find it hard to say no to Japanese porn,I wonder why.....) 

Repeat after me.

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

Repeat every time you stalking moms,doing dishes and whatnot (yeah,I know you stalk moms).After 3 days,u will discover the awesome power of no.



Situation where you cannot say no

1.people offer you  $$$  (add more money to your  in your small bank account.I know u only have RM 16.85)
2.people offer to belanja.free food!
3.taylor swift want to date with you.(note:bring condom)
4.blowjob  a job offer at a good company
5.Apple Waffle 

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